Shayari

Kyu insane haste h rone ke bad,

Jina fir bhi padta hai sab kuch khoneke bad,

Socha aaj sab ko yaad kar lu,

Kya pata aankhe hi na khule aaj son eke bad…

Chand2

Dard ne na kisi ko tadpaaya hota,

Aankho ko na kisi ne rulaya hota,

Khushi hi khushi hoti har kisi ke pass,

Agar khuda ne “Dil” ko na banaya hota…

Ronak

Nice line to understand:-

“…Dard hamesa apne hi dete hai…

…Warna gairo ko kya pata apko taklif kis baat se hoti he…”

Lukcy

Khusi milti hai to khush rah karo,

Koi ho gam to hame kaha karo,

Ham nahi chahate ki aap udash raho,

Apne liye na sahi hamare liye muskuraya karo.

Kuldeep Jadeja

Call summary analysis:

Boy 2 Boy = 00:00:59

Boy 2 Mom = 00:10:38

Boy 2 Dad = 00:02:36

Boy 2 Girl = 01:15:01

Girl 2 Girl = 00:29:59

Girl 2 Boy = 00:00:05 (Call Back)

Lucky

Lafz hi aisi cheez hai jiske wajah se insaan…

Ya to dil me utar jata hai…

Ya fir dil se utar jata hai…

Kuldeep Jadeja

Dill roya par ankho ko rone na diya,

Sari raat jaage khud ko sone na diya,

Kitani pyar karte hai aapko unko is baat ka ahesas unko hone na diya..

Ravindrasinh Jadeja


Khusi milti hai to khush raha karo,
Koi gum hai to hamse kaha karo,
Ham nahi chahate ki aap udas raho,
Apne liye na sahi hamare liye Muskuraya karo..
Jadeja Ravi


Pehli Mulaqat me kuch aisa hua ehsaas

Ki hum byaan bhi na kar paaye

Aakhri mulaqat me kuch to kehna hi tha unse

Yehi sochte hue unhe tanha chhod aaye

Kismat dusra moka nhi deti,

Duniya anjane ko panah nhi deti,

Zindagi se itna pyar maat karna,

Dost kyu ki ´maut´ kbhi riswat nhi leti.

Bachapan ke dukh kitane aachchhe hote the!

Tab dil nahi sirf khilone tuta karte the,

Aaj 1 aasu gire to saha nahi jata,

Bachpan me to ji bhar ke roya karte the.

Lucky


Dil ko uski hasrat se khaffa kaise karu,

Apne rab ko bhul jane ki khata kaise karu,

Lahu bankar rag rag me bas gaye hai wo,

Lahu ko is jism se juda kaise karu.

Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.

Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.

Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,

Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi...

Dosti mein duriyaan to aati jaati rehti hain,

Fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hain,

Woh dost hi kya jo naaraz na ho,

Par sachchhi dosti doston ko manaati rehti hain

Seene se nikli aah ankhon mein thehar jati hai,

Ankhen chalak na jayen isliye jhuk jati hai,

Jinda hone ka ehsaas hota hai saanson k chalne se,

Par koi yaad aye to ye bhi ek pal theher jati hai...

Zindgi ka koi ehsas itna pyara na hota

Agar apki yaado ka sahara na hota

Hum khud ko khushnasib kahe nahi pate

Agar aap sa dost hamara na hota

Tanhaiyo me aksar waqt barbad kiya karte hai,

Hum bhi har pal apko yaad kiya karte hai,

Hum nahi jante gharwale batate hai,

Hum to nendo me bhi apka naam liya krte hai.

Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi

Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi

Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua

Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi

Aap ki awaaz ne mujh par ye asar kar diya,

Pyar mera tapdap ta tha isi soch mein,

Kabhi na suni thi aisi pyari awaaz,

Ek kashish si rahti hai sunne ke liye.

Kya Khub banaya Uper wale ne tumhe,

Akinan Varsho lage honge use banane me tumhe,

 Kya katil nigahe di hai uper wale ne tumhe,

Kabhi jarurat nahi padegi kishi khanjer ki tumhe.

Jaam pe Jaam pine se kya fayda,

Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi,

Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,

Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Us din khuda ne bhi jasn manaya hoga,

Jis din fursat se apko banaya hoga,

Ankho se uske bhi nikle honge ansu,

Jab tumko yaha bhejkar khud ko akela paya hoga.

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hai,

Pyaar se nahi ruswai se darte hai,

Milne ki to bohat chahat hai,

Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hai.

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Sad Shayari

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Tha koi jo mere dil ko zakham de gaya,

Zindagi bhar jeene ki kasam de gaya,

Lakho phool me se ek phool chuna tha maine,

Jo kanto se bhi gahera zakham de gaya....

Jadeja Ravi

Apki “Yado” ko “Lekar” duniya se chale jaayenge,

Asma me “Rahekar” bhi aapko na bhul payenge,

Karonge yad to ek pal hame,

To “Barish” banke aapke Kadmo me bikhara jaayenge.

Ronak


Kuchh pal jhel lo shayad hum fir na mile,

Yaad kar lo shayad waqt na mile,

Chale jaayenge ek din apki zindagi se itana dur ke haqikat to kya shayad sapno me bhi na mile…

Ronak

Kashti ke musafir ne samandar nahi dekha.

Ankho me rahe dil me utarkar nahi dekha.

Patthar samjhte hai mere chahne wale mujhe.

Par mom hu main kisi ne chu kar nahi dekha.

Hamari bhi ek alag kahani hai,

Kush pather to kush pani hai,

Hamne pyar kiya tha bahut,

Magar woh hamare na ho sake

Our kya bus itni hi hamari prem kahani hai.

Jane kyun log mohabbat karte hai...

Jane kyun log mohabbat karte hai...

Dil ka sodha yuh khule aam karte hai...

Pata hai ki hoti hai ladkiya bewafaa,

Phir bhi hum aapna dil kisi bewafaa sanaam ke naam karte hai...kyun???

Laher ko pyar tha kinare se,

Par uski shadi ho gai sagar se kinare ki,

Prit laher ko khinch ke apne pas le aati thi,

Badnam na ho mohabat uski isiliye wo lot jaati thi.
Bhavesh Rathod

Kise apna banayen, koi is kaabil nahi milta,

Yahan pattahar bahut milte hain,par dil nahi milta,

Yeh duniya farebon ki basti hai aye dost,

Yahan sirf dard milte hain, humdard nahi milta.

Dilse: Har ladki k life me ek aisa ladka hota hai jise wo bhula nhi skti,

Aur har ladke k life me ek aisi ladki hoti hai jise wo pa nhi skta.

Strange but True

Tadapti Hain Yeh Saansein Har Pal

Teri Judaai Mein Paresaan Hai Yeh Dil

Har Taraf Faili Tanhai Mein

Na Jeene Ki Tamanna Hai Na Koi Khwabon Ka Basera Hai

Bejaan Ban Gaya Hai Dil Teri Ruswai Mein...

Chhup Chhup Ke tanha Ro Lenge,

Ab Dil Ka Dard Kisi Se Na Bolenge,

Neend To Aati Nahi Hai Raaton Ko,

Ab Jab Aayegi Maut, to Jee Bhar ke So Lenge...

Aur kab tak gham sehna hai mujhko, sab kuch dekh kar chup rehna hai mujhko.

Khuda bhi nahi sunta fariyad meri, aur kis se kahun jo kehna hai mujhko...

Kal Raat Na Jane Badlo Mein Kya Sazzish Hui

Kal Raat Na Jane Badlo Mein Kya Sazzish Hui

Mera Hi Ghar Meetti Ka Tha Usi Pe Barish Hui...

Hum tere saath chalege, tu chale ya na chale,

Tere har dard sahage, tu kahe ya na kahe,

Hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,

Hum chahe rahe ya na rahe.....

Dil ko adat si ho gayi hai chot khane ki,

Bhigi palkon ke sang muskura ne ki,

Kash anjam hum pahle jaan lete to,

Koshish bhi na karte dil lagane ki

Kyu rakhu me ab apni kalam me shahi

Jab koi arman dil me machalta hi nahi,

Na jane kyu sabhi shak karte he mujh par

Jab koi sukha phool meri kitab me milta hi nahi,

Kashish to bahut hai mere pyar me

Magar kya karu ek patthar dil pigalta hi nahi,

Agar khuda mile to usse apna pyar mangugi

Magar suna hai woh marne se pehle milta hi nahi.

Ye wafa ka silaa hai to koi baat nahi,

Ye dard apno ne diya hai to koi baat nahi,

Yehi bahut hai ki woh dekh rahe hai kinare se,

Hum doob bhi rahe hai to koi baat nahi.

Aye Mohabbat tere anjam se rona aaya.

Jane kyun aaj tere naam se rona aya,

Yu to her sham umid me guzar jati hain.

Aaj kuch baatein yaad aayi to sham pe rona aya.

Kabhi taqdir, Kabhi matam,kabhi duniya ka gila,

Manzil-e-ishq k har kaam pe rona aya.

Jab hua zamane me mohabat ka zikr.

Mujhe apne dil-e-nakaam pe rona aya…Chand2

Kis kadar khoob hai dillagi aapki,

Dil me hamesha rahegi yaadein aapki,

Jabhi furshat ke lamhe milte hai hume,

Unhe lamho mai aake rula deti hai yaadein aapki!

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Bewafa Shayaro

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Bewafa hai duniya kisi ka aitbar na kare,

Har pal dete hai dhokha kisi se pyar na karo,

Mit jaao beshak tanha jee kar,

Par kisi ke sath ka intazar na karo

Surendar

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Friendship Shayari

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Sanso se pyari yad hai aapki,

Dhadkan se pyari baate hai aapki,

Apko yakin ho ya na ho,

Lekin is jindagi se pyari Dosti hai aapki.

My Love

Dost wahi hai jo aapko apna maan sake,

Aapke har gum ko bin kahe jaan sake,

Aap chal rahe ho tez bearish mai,

Phir bhi pani mai aapke aansoo pahechan sake.

Ronak

Dosti ke Network ke liye Jaruri hai…

1. Yaado ka Richarge

2. Shararat ka Miss Call

3. Pyar ka SMS

4. Dil ke Coverage

5. Or Bharose ki Life Time Validity.

Ronak

Khuda bhi naa jaane kaise rishte bana deta hai,

Kab kaha kaise mila deta hai ,

Jinko hum kabhi jante bhi na the,

Unko hiu hamare sabse pyara dost bana deta hai…

Priyank

Ajib silsila raha hai meri zindagi ka…

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Ae Dosto

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Koi khwaish thi to bas use pane ki,

Aur aaj koi chahat to use bhul jaane ki…

Ravi Jadeja

Khule aasman me zameen ki talash mat kar,

Ji le zindagi khushi ki talash mat kar,

Takdiir badal jayegi apnea p hi dost,

Muskurana Sikh le wajah ki talash mat kar,

Jeshal Jadeja

Ek bahut hi khubsurat line-

“Badalati cheese hamesha achhi lagati hai…

Par, badalte log nahi…”

Kuldeep Jadeja

Dur hone se Dosti me duriya nhi hoti,

Baat na hone se yaade kamjor nhi hoti,

Jo kisi k dur jaane se tut jaye,

Itni kamjor ye "Dosti" ki dor nahi hoti

Dosti karna itna aasaan hai,

Jaise mitti par mitti se mitti likhna,

Magar dosti nibhana itna mushkil hai,

Jaise paani par paani se paani likhna.

Muskurao aap tho phool khil jaaye

Baaten karo tho dil machal jaaye

Ithni dilkash hai aapki dosti

Dost tho kya dushman bhi aapki dosti pe fida ho jaye

दोस्तों की कमी को पहचानते हैं हम

 दुनिया के गमो को भी जानते हैं हम

 आप जैसे दोस्तों का सहारा है

 तभी तो आज भी हँसकर जीना जानते हैं हम

Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya,

Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta banaya,

Par kehte dosti rahegi zindagi bhar,

Jisne Dosti ko DIL se nibhaya....

Sagar se gehara koyi nahi,

Fullow se khoobsurat koyi nahi,

Aapki kya taraif karu Dost,

Dosto me aap jesa dost koyi nahi.

Har kadam par imtihan leti hai zindagi

Har waqt neye sadme deti hai zindagi

Hum zindagi se shikwa kaise karen

Ke tum jaisa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi!

Dosti mein duriyaan to aati jaati rehti hain,

Fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hain,

Woh dost hi kya jo naaraz na ho,

Par sachchhi dosti doston ko manaati rehti hain!!!

Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye,

Sukh-dukh mein de saath woh yaar chahiye,

Hum kisi ko bhulate nahi,

Lekin jo yaad rakhe hume woh yaar chahiye.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa

Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga

Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost

Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai

Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai

Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai

Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho, Toh itihaas banaati hai

Jaam pe Jaam pine se kya fayda, Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi,

Arey do boond dosti ke pi le, Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Dost ko bhulana galat hai,

Unhi ka zindagi bhar saath hai,

Agar bhul gaye to khali haath hai,

Aur agar saath rahe to zamana kahega: KYA BAAT HAI!

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Flirt Shayari

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Arz kia he-

College se nikal te hi book seene se laga leti ho

College se nikal te hi book seene se laga leti ho,

Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho.

I´ve made so many mistakes in my life.

But something I did right was to have you as a friend

And i definitely wont make another mistake of loosing someone like you.

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi

Besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi

Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho

To kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin.

Baarish Ka Paani aur Kagaz Ki Kashti

Daaru ki botal aur achhhi Ghashti,

Ye Jawaani aur Sex, Do Pal Ki Masti

Condom Lagana Dost, yeh Loli nahi sasti.

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,

Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.

Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,

Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

Phool hun gulaab ka, chameli ka mat samajhnaa,

Aashiq hun aapka, apni saheli ka mat samajhna.

Aamaan me kali ghata chhai hai,

Aaj phir gharwali se maar khai hai,

Kehti hai sudhar jao,

Par!! Meri galti nahin,

kaamwali aaj phir bina bra k aai hai.

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Greeting Shayar

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5000 ni “Firaki” mokalu chhu,

Dar varash ni jem “Lutawa” na jata.

Happy Uttarayan…Enjoy

Ronak

A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,

Calling ur nice Name so softly,

Throwing flowers on U

And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams

On this Special Day,

Best wishes go to You,

That this wonderful love You share

lasts ur lifetime through.

Happy Anniversary My Love!

Yahi Dua karte hum Khuda se,

Aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,

Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,

Chahe unme shaamil hum na ho...!HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |Form Chand2|

Aap sabhi ko Rakhi ke pavitra teohar ki bahut bahut badhiya,

Enjoy Raksha Bhandhan with lot of Happiness and Success.

Thousands laid down their lives so that

Our country is breathing this day,

Never forget their sacrifice...

"Happy Independence Day - Jai Hind"

An excellent saying "the dream is not what you see in sleep,

Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."

Good Morning

Maa Teri Yaad Satati Hai, Mere Paas Aa Jaao

Thak Gayi Hoon, Mujhe Apne Aanchal Main Sulao

Ungliyaan Apni Pher Kar Baalon Main Mere

Ek Baar Phir Se Bachpan Ki Loriyaan Sunaao !!!

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Gujarati Shayari

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Jyare jyare e hase chhe,

Tyare tyare ena Gaal ma khada pade chhe,

Hu betho betho e jou chhu,

Ke, Mara sivay aa Khada ma ketala pade chhe.

Surendar

Samay sikhavade chhe ane siksak pan sikhavade chhe,

Pan banne ma fark a chhe ke shiksak sikhave ne parikhsa le chhe ane,

Samar pariksa lai ne sikhavade chhe.

Lucky

Dil Na Lage Toh Hu Su Karu,

Ek Mangu Ne Be Male Toh Hu Su Karu,

Tu Kahe Toh Tara Mate Chand-Sitara Todi Lavu,

Pan Tu Bapore Mange Toh Hu Su Karu....

Mara Haiya Na Spandano Ne Tu Taru Naam Shikhvi Gayi Chhe,

Mari Najro Ma Tu Bas Taro Chahero Gothvi Gayi Chhe,

Mara Kadmo Ne Tu Bas Taro Rasto Batavi Gayi Chhe,

Mara Hontho Thi Pan Bas Taru J Naam Bolay

Koini Vaato Na Ame Diwaana Bani Gaya,

Koina Prem Na Aansoo Thi Ame Bhinjai Gaya,

Emne Kadar Kya Che Amari?

Ame To Bas Emni Yaado Sathe Ramta Rahi Gaya.

અમારી ભૂલો ને માફ કરતા રેહજો,

જિંદગી માં દોસ્તો ની કમી પૂરી કરતા રેહજો,

કદાચ હું ના ચાલી શકું તમારી સાથે,

તો તમે ડગલે ને પગલે સાથ આપતા રેહજો…

Zindagi Malvi Ae Naseeb Ni Vaat Che

Maut Malvu Ae Samay Ni Vaat Che

Pan Maut Pachi Pan Koi Na Dil Ma Jivta Rehvu

Ae Zindagi Ma Karela Karm Ni Vaat Che.

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Hindi Shayari

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Yaatri krupya dhyan de…

Sapno me jaane vali “Good Night” express aapki palko pea a chuki hai,

Sweet FRIENDS se anurodh hai ki wo ab so jaaye…

Good Night

Ronak

देखो मेरी आँखों में ख्बाब किसका है!

 देखो मेरे दिल में तूफ़ान किसका है!

 तुम कहते हो मेरे दिल के रास्ते से कोई नहीं गुज़रा!

 तो फिर यह पैरों के निशान किसके हैं!

नासमझ तो वो ना थे इतना..

 के प्यार को हमारे समझ ना सके..

 नासमझ तो वो ना थे इतना..

 के प्यार को हमारे समझ ना सके..

 पेश किया दर्द-ए-दिल हमने नगमों मे..

 उसे भी वो सिर्फ “शेर” समझ बैठे..

तु दिल में ना जाये तो मैं क्‍या करूं

 तु ख्‍यालों से ना जाये तो मैं क्‍या करूं

 कहते है ख्‍वावों में होगी मुलाकात उनसे

 पर नींद न आये तो मैं क्‍या करूं

मेरे दिल कि सरहद को पार न करना

 नाजुक है दिल मेरा वार न करना,

 खुद से बढ़कर भरोसा है मुझे तुम पर,

 इस भरोसे को तुम बेकार न करना.

आशियाना जो दिल ने बसना चाहा,

 सारी दुनिया ने उसे मिटाना चाहा,

 वो जाने क्यूँ हमसे दूर होते चले गए,

 जिन्हें हमने सिर्फ अपना बनाना चाहा.

Rona pdta hai ek din muskurane k bad,

 Yaad aate hain o dur jane k bad,

 Dil to dukhta hai hi uske liye,

 Jo apna na ho ske itni mohbbt jtane k bad..!

प्‍यार गुनाह है तो होने ना देना

 प्‍यार खुदा है तो खोने ना देना

 करते हो प्‍यार जब किसी से तो

 कभी उस प्‍यार को रोने ना देना

तुम्हारी ज़िद बेमानी है

 दिल ने हार कब मानी है

 कर ही लेगा वश में तुम्हें

 आदत इसकी पुरानी है.

Na Chaaho itna Hame Chahoton se dar Lagta hai,

 Na Aao itna Kareeb Judai se Dar lagta hai,

 Tumhari Wafaon pe Bharosa hai,

 Magar Apne Nasseb se dar Lagta hai

Woh Toh Paani Ki Boond Hai Jo Ankho Se Beh Jaye,

 Aansu Toh Woh Hai Jo Tadap K Ankho Me Hi Reh Jaye,

 Woh Pyar Kya Jo Lafzo Me Bayan Ho??

 Pyar Toh Woh Hai Jo Aakhon Me Nazar Aaye..

खुशी के ये पल आप यूँ ही समभाले रखना,

 ये कलियो से प्यारी मुस्कान यूँ ही खिलाये रखना..

 प्यार की ये मेहफिल यू ही सजाये रखना,

 और दोस्ती की ये खुशबू यूँ ही मेहकाये रखना !

इश्क के गुलशन को गुल गुज़ार न कर!

 ऐ नादान इंसान कभी किसी से प्यार न कर!

 बहुत धोखा देते हैं मोहब्बत में हुस्न वाले,

 इन हसीनो पर भूल कर भी ऐतबार न कर !

Kabhi andhera to kabhi shaam hogi..

Meri har khushi apke naam hogi..

Kabhi kuch mang ke to dekho yaaro..

Honto pe hasi aur hateli pe jaan hogi.

Ajnabi galiyo se hum gujra nahi karte,

Dard-e-dil liya or diya nahi karte,

Ye pyar ka rista sirf tumse hai,

Varna itna yaad hum kisi ko kiya nahi karte.

Kuch to jite he jannat ki tamanna leger...

Kuch tamannaye jina sikha deti hai...

Hum kis tamanna ke sahare jiye...

Ye zindagi roz ek tamanna badha deti he

Wo Kattal Karke Kahete Hai Ye To Parwana Thaa,

Unhe Kya Pata Yehi to Shamaa Ko Diwana Thaa...

Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho,

Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The,

Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,

Utni Hum Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,

Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,

Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki

Us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Dil Hi Dil Mein,Unhe Chahte Hai,

Dil Hi Dil Mein,Unhe Pyaar Karte Hai,

Mushkil Hai Unka Raah Se Guzarna,

Fir Bhi Har Mod Pe,Unka Intezaar Karte Hai

Ho nahi sakta mujhe teri yaad na aaye,

Bhool k bhi tujhe bhoolu woh ehsaas na aaye,

Tu bhule to tujpe koi aanch na aaye,

Main Bhoolu to mujhe agli Saans na aaye...

Aap ki awaaz ne mujh par ye asar kar diya,

Pyar mera tapdap ta tha isi soch mein,

Kabhi na suni thi aisi pyari awaaz,

Ek kashish si rahti hai sunne ke liye.

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Joks Shayari

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Mai aapki aankho se Ojhal ho jau,

Dur kahi fijao me kho jau,

Royenge aap meri yado se lipat kar,

Agar me itni thand me aapki “Rajaai” chura le jaau.

Lucky

Varsho pahela darwaja par lakhavatu ke “Atithi devo bhav”,

Pachhi “Shubh-Laabh”,

Pachhi “Wel-come” ane,

Have “Kutara thi savadhan”

Lucky

Jab koi baat bigad jaaye,

Jab koi muskil pad jaaye,

 To

To

To

( ‘-‘) mai kya

<) (> karoo?

-//-

Harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.

Bhavesh- Sardoi

Disturb karne ke liye sorry !!

Lekin kaam urgent hai,

Sitaji ko rawan fir utha le gaya hai,

Hanuman ko 1000 Bandro ki zarurat  hai,

SMS milte hi niklo Turant.

Surendar

USA: Hamare Dog football khelte hai?

JAPAN: Hamari Fish dance karti hai?

CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai?

INDIA: Hamare Gadhe desh chalate hai..!!!

Priyank

Teacher: Bachcho tum history me kise sabse jyada nafrat karte ho?

KG Boy: Raja Ram Mohan Ray.

Teacher: Kyo?

KG Boy: Sale ne bal vivah bandh karva diya…

Meri to setting ki vat lag gai.

Chand2

Ek budha ek ladki se takraya….

Budha: Sorry…

Ladki: Andha hai kya… Dikhata nahi!!

Jaise hi ladki aage badhi, ek Handsome ladka us ladki se takara gaya…

Ladka: Sorry…

Ladki: It’s okay!!

Budha ladki se bolta hai “Meri SORRY Ki Spelling Galat This Kya??”.

Priyank

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bahur achchhi lagti hai,

Aap jab bhi SMS karte ho,

Toh dilse karte ho,

Kyu ki dimag aapka hai hi nahi.

Ravi Jadeja

Girl_16

Unke aane ka “Khayal” achchha hai,

Umeedo “Ka ye jaal achchha hai”

Unse “Puchha kab aaoge milne hamse”,

Wo “Muskurakar bole, SAWAL ACHCHHA HAI”.

Kuldeep Jadeja

Winter ka zamana hai,

Messege karke aapko satana hai,

Mausam b diwana hai,

Do chaar messege aap bhi kar do,

Kya… Balance bachake naya Sweater lana hai…

Surendar

Ekbar hichaki aaye samajana, I am Ramembering u,

Dobar aaye to, I want to meet u,

Agar firse aaye to, pleaz pani pi lena mujhe aur bhi kaam hai..

Kuldeep Jadeja

Ek kutti raat ko raste par jaa rahi thi...

Raste me 5-6 kutte mile...
Kutti gabhara gai...
kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye or dariye nahi hum kutte hai Insan nahi...!!
Jadeja Ravi

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